p.s.

Oh, and by the way, Mr. Garbageman? If you give me shit about the 35 gallon (rather than 32 gallon, asterisk, underline underline) garbage can that I just purchased from the Big Kmart (all the way over on Broadway, I might add), I will follow you home and leave notes on your garbage can. And you can bet that I won't be using the asterisk or the underline in my note. It'll be curse words and promises of karmic retribution.