For some reason I get the crazy urge to run around screaming "BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!! MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! LOOK AT MEEEE!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!" on my birthday. As if everyone didn't already know. This is because I am so popular, important and special. Don't be jealous, though. You're special too.
But not as special as me. And you want to know why? IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!
Oh, you're right. I do I need a hug and a nap.
BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAYYYYY!!!!!