In the past two days I've had my hair cut, my eyebrows waxed, my body massaged, my toes pedicured and my fingers manicured. I am a shining city on the hill. I'm just about as relaxed as possible for someone who is heading into a three day weekend before starting a new job. Which is really damned relaxed.
I don't believe in God or Fate or anything like that, but JUST IN CASE, now would not be the time to fuck with me, Providence. I'm putting you on warning.