Wednesday, May 24, 2006

pampered within an inch of my life

In the past two days I've had my hair cut, my eyebrows waxed, my body massaged, my toes pedicured and my fingers manicured. I am a shining city on the hill. I'm just about as relaxed as possible for someone who is heading into a three day weekend before starting a new job. Which is really damned relaxed.

I don't believe in God or Fate or anything like that, but JUST IN CASE, now would not be the time to fuck with me, Providence. I'm putting you on warning.

2 comments:

Mrs. Arnold said...

Good luck tomorrow, Mrs. Bump! Knock 'em dead!!!

sasha said...

Well? WELL? Oh, the suspense!