wow

Apparently either I have a single person who reads my blog, or I've stumped you all with my impossibly difficult quiz contest. I'm really hoping it's the second one, but I have this sinking feeling...

Fortunately for you, Chris, you got the answer right!

Yes, she was pooping. I'm sure all of you who were thinking that you should post that comment, but then doubted yourself are kicking yourself now. Well, Chris, let me tell you what you've won!

Your very own piece of poop from that very lion!

Actually, it would have been that but customs are so picky about the transport of feces. Instead, I have a genuine giraffe hair bracelet for you!

Don't worry, it's a very manly bracelet.

Thanks for playing "Guess That Ending," Chris! You'll be getting your bracelet in the mail very soon. Whew. All this excitement has got me spent! I'm off to bed. Or, possibly, go lick my wounds over the fact that only (my Best! Friend! Ever!) Chris posted a comment here. Possibly both.