So somehow, according to Google Analytics, I've managed to rid myself of any and all visits to my blog. I'm now officially audience-free. Bring on the curse words and oversharing!
(Your) Lonely Mrs. Bump
** UPDATE: It appears that it was Google Analytics script that disappeared, rather than my faithful readers. Ah, hell. I'm going to pretend that didn't happen and curse and overshare like a motherfucker!**